12 things women say and what they really mean

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Women generally say things which mean the exact opposite of what they really mean. It makes them mysterious but also more attractive. I have been a victim of these “what they say and what they really mean” situations and trust me you don’t want to be there. So I took some time out to share my experience with you guys so that the next time your girl uses any of these ‘terms’, you know exactly how to respond. None of these experiments were tested on animals rather it was tested on a live human being and only after they could get out of the situation alive we have suggested you the solution for each situation.

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1 What women really mean when they say – Fine!

1 What women really mean when they say – Fine!

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It’s absolutely not fine. They know they are right and they are just saying it to end the argument and to shut you up.

How they use it: Boy: But you said you are over it. Girl: Fine.

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

2 What women really mean when they say – Nothing

2 What women really mean when they say - Nothing

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Something you really need to worry about my friend. Hint: she might have just checked your whatsapp / facebook chat log.

How they use it: Boy: Baby why aren’t you replying to my messages? Girl: HmmBoy: What’s wrong? Girl: Nothing

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

3 What women really mean when they say – Go Ahead

3 What women really mean when they say - Go Ahead

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Please don’t oversee this as permission. It’s more like a dare and I would suggest just don’t do it. Nothing in this world is worthy enough to go against this dare.

How they use it: Boy: Baby my office team is deciding to go for a weekend stay over, can I go? Girl: Is that B!tch coming as well? Boy: errr… yeah. Girl: Well sure, Go Ahead.
What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

4 What women really mean when they say – Whatever!

4 What women really mean when they say – Whatever!

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Screw you! She has already decided that she can’t spend her life with you.

How they use it: Boy: I just had a beer with her. Why are you over reacting? Girl:Whatever.

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

5 What women really mean when they say – That’s Okay

5 What women really mean when they say - That’s Okay

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Well you might think that you have saved your ass but she is plotting an evil master plan on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

How they use it: Boy: I am so sorry. I forgot to call you last night. Girl: That’s Okay sweetheart.

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

6 What women really mean when they say – We Need To Talk

6 What women really mean when they say - We Need To Talk

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You are not doing things her way and she needs to complain about it.

How they use it: Boy: But I don’t like SRK so I am not coming to watch Chennai Express. Girl: I think we need to talk.

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

7 What women really mean when they say – I Am Not Over Reacting

7 What women really mean when they say - I Am Not Over Reacting

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Of course I am over reacting, I just got my periods.

How they use it: Boy: Sorry I am late. Girl: Why should I always wait for you? Boy: I am just late by 2mins why are you over reacting? Girl: I AM NOT OVER REACTING.

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

8 What women really mean when they say – Yes

8 What women really mean when they say - Yes

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NO

9 What women really mean when they say – No

9 What women really mean when they say - No

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No

10 What women really mean when they say – Maybe

10 What women really mean when they say - Maybe

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No.

11 What women really mean when they say – I Am Sorry

11 What women really mean when they say - I Am Sorry

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I will make sure that you will be sorry.

How they use it: Boy: But you were mad at me when you found out that I was talking to my ex. Girl: Fine! I am sorry.

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

12 What women really mean when they say – WOW!

12 What women really mean when they say – WOW!

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Please don’t take this as a compliment. She is just amazed by how stupid you really are.

How they use it: Boy: I made you a greeting card coz you told me that you don’t like expensive gifts. Girl: WOW!

What you should do: Apologize for everything you have ever done; prior and after meeting her and accept that you really are a retard (they really like the second part). Compliment and tell her how beautiful she really is. Praise and thank her for being so understanding and for supporting you at every stage of your life even though you have just met her. If none of this works retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.

And everytime my girl does this to me this is how I want to react.

And everytime my girl does this to me this is how I want to react.

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And this is exactly how I react.

And this is exactly how I react.
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